seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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