google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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