plz talk dirty to me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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