D3 body, D1 cock
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he thought i was a dude.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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