i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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