I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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