You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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