Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So apparently I’m into choking now
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