u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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