Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You're like the curious george of whores
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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