I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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