we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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