no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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