Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
