Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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