does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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