i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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