I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Randomize
