Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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