Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
