The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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