Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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