I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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