can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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