Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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