Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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