At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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