I wanna bring you to show and tell
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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