sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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