i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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