Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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