Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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