I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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