I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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