...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
