I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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