tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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