I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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