Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
