Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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