ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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