i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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