Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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