in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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