Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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