I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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