I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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