I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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