what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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