Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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