I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm sobbing to NWA
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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