OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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