He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
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Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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