Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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