I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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