he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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