She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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