Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My orgasm happened in two different decades
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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