Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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